It brings to mind Meryll Streep's assessment of America's popular culture as fostered by Hollywood. If America is not careful, she warned, the erosion of the educative mission of the visual arts, movies and television, will render American film arts bereft of any redeeming virtues. And all that will be left for benumbed eyeballs to ogle at would be "professional" wrestling and mixed martial arts--which are not the arts at all. So succinct from this lifetime achievement actress. So apropros.
Sadly, American presidential debates are taking the same route--now more than ever under the regime of Donald Trump. In part, the reason for this is that in its current form, presidential debates are TV sound bite sessions where the main objective of both sides is to be able to say the most impactful word of phrase before the moderator moves on to the next question.
The formula seems to be to say as many words as you can squeeze into two minutes, then trail off with a clever putdown of something like, "and my opponent wouldn't recognize these things I just said if it bit him in the nose."
True debate--believe it or not they do this much better in high school--has rules. Everything from format, to time, to language and most importantly to decorum is covered. The most transcendental rule is the rule of decorum: you're not even allowed to refer to yourself or to your opponent in the first or second person. You never say "I think he's crazy!" Instead you say in strictly genteel protocol, "This humble representation believes that my worthy adversary is crazy."
True debate involves affording each debater first crack at constructing his thesis, then his opponent interpellates him. They go back and forth two or three cycles, depending on the pre-debate agreement, then switch roles. So it's first affirmative, first negative; second affirmative, second negative; third affirmative, third negative and so on. It's a disciplined regimen of question-answer-reply-rejoinder and nobody interrupts when it's not his turn to speak.
Sometimes called the Oxford-Oregon format, this model was tweaked by presidential debate organizers fearful that audiences would fall asleep from the slow cadence. They integrated a destructive feature from the floor of the British Parliament, where a constructive speaker may be challenged on any point at any time by the interpellator. Shouts of "Hear! Hear!" resonated throughout the hall as Members yelled out their agreement with the interruptor, while the Member who has the floor struggled to regain speaking rights by trying to shout above the din "I say! I say!" until the cacophony died down. All of it is polite in British culture--after all, there is no offensive language involved just noise--and is strictly keeping in character with the political culture that still uses the viva voce mode of voting in plenary.
As recently as the McCain-Obama presidential debate in 2008, the decorum and language standards were still in place. In fact, McCain was so gingerly in his direct criticism of Barack Obama that when he was assailing a bad law that the US Congress had passed, he told a national TV audience, "...you know who voted for that bill? That one...!" pointing a shy finger at Obama.
He wouldn't even say the simple word "him" because he felt it was too direct, too uncouth to verbalize. It was all Obama could do to keep from bursting in laughter, but he managed to control himself and from then on simply pounced at that incident everytime he introduced himself. "My name is Barack Obama. My middle name is Hussein which, I am told, is Swahili for 'That One!'" After the debate, both men shook hands before separating, brimming with mutual respect for each other. At his funeral years later, Obama extolled this humility among other virtues of the sainted John McCain.
American presidential debates circa 2020 is none of that. Instead of a contest between thesis and anti-thesis, it's a battle of putdowns and comebacks in the perversely-modified British parliament style. And it is a style that suits the intemperate and profane rabblerouser like Donald Trump.
Somebody asked me who I thought won that first debate and my answer was a quick "Of course, Donald Trump." Before that person could stab me with his pen I quickly added,"You should have asked me who I thought acted more presidential and who was more truthful, then my answer would be Joe Biden."
Donald Trump was not looking to win against Joe Biden, he was looking to wreck the whole debate with a scorched-earth strategy borrowed from the Cold War. America has a more potent nuclear arsenal by most accounts, but it played a thirty-year game of chicken--who blinks first--with the Soviet Union because both understood the only possible outcome of a shooting war: Mutually Assured Destruction ("MAD"). The US can send aloft precision-guided ordnance and kill a specific segment of the Russian populace in carefully-selected targets. But The Soviets can unleash a barrage of aimless missiles each with a sign that says "to whom it may concern." Just like that and the technologically-retarded Russians drew even with the US, totally neutralizing the latter's cutting-edge advantage.
Of course, it is only allegorical that I'm drawing a parallel between Donald Trump and the Russians. But the fact is, Joe Biden walked into a brawl with a raging bull in a china shop, I can only feel empathy for Biden for having no choice but to go through what he went through.
Americans loved Donald Trump's debating style, no matter how disdained they are with him. He is pure entertainent. More importantly, he gives the people what they want: blood and gore. He is cheered and celebrated for the same reason Americans love Mike Tyson and Rambo. These two unfettered gladiators totally demolished the opposition and took no prisoners. And neither of them are notable for the usage of proper King James English.
The Democratic debate preparation team knew this beforehand. In fact, I thought they did splendid work addressing Joe Biden's stuttering issue well ahead of the debate. Having a little boy with a stuttering problem look up to Joe Biden as his hero helping him overcome this speaking handicap was a stroke of genius. It endeared Joe Biden with the PWD community, and that's a plus-five percent demographic.
But I thought the Democratic party did a better job prepping Hillary Clinton in 2016. She rattled off statistics and facts without blinking an eyelash and, more importantly, she didn't get fazed or fllustered and frustrated by the bullying antics of Trump. If Trump did not have a spattering of uncontrollable supporters in the audience sporadically chanting "Lock her up!" Trump couldn't pull off anything. Hillary Clinton--in my book still the best president America never had--owned Donald Trump, she had him by the balls the whole time. She was one woman who was more than a match against any overrated man. She convinced America she was the political equivalent of Ginger Rogers. The press once said of Rogers she could do every dance move by Fred Astaire forwards, bacwards and in high heels.
Jo Biden was visibly irritated by Donald Trump, who played the role of gnat, gadfly-in-the-ointment and pebble-in-the-shoe all rolled into one. It wouldn't surprise me if the real strategy was to make Joe Biden's blood pressure shoot up so high he just might collapse on the podium. The Biden campaign had hoped that FOX News' Chris Wallace, the moderator, would be able to control and fact-check Donald Trump in real time. He promised to do it, or break his neck trying. He broke his neck, in a manner of speaking. Watching Chris Wallace was like watching the referee in a World Wrestling Federation match, totally overwhelmed by the barreling multiple collisions between two titans, ever so late in slapping the three-count and never ever quite completing a full count no matter how close it gets to a takedown.
There are at least two more debates to go between Donald Trump and Joe Biden. If I were Joe Biden, I'd buy earplugs and learn to deliver my lines without allowing Donald Trump to interrupt him no matter what. He should also stock up on clever one-liners. "Trump doesn't know the difference between a computer virus and the coronavirus." He doesn't understand integrity because he can't even spell it. He can't recognize danger when he sees it coming, because it's too complex a concept for him. All he can recognize is "person, woman, man, camera, TV."
Maybe the best preparation for Jo Biden is just to immerse himself in the comedy talk show genre and do mock debates with the writers of Saturday Night Live. Tinseltown is right where Donald Trump is coming from, it it his world, the world that revolves around the rule of suspension of disbelief.*Ⓒ 2020 Joel R. Dizon
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